The year in NFT buffoonery: Rug pulls, hacks, and poor choices
Myself, I have a pretty simple approach to the whole thing: No fucking thanks. It’s served me well so far, because I haven’t been hosed out of any money by fast-talking scammers hawking bad clipart, nor have I missed out on any gaming experiences that could be described as even remotely compelling. Tfue cards (opens in new tab)? Tiny little numbers (opens in new tab) on my Tom Clancy helmet? Atari (opens in new tab)? No thanks. See, it’s easy.
Somehow, though, it keeps on happening. Money goes in, and for a variety of reasons—criminality, incompetence, the fact that NFTs are inherently valueless digital ephemera no different than the horse armor (opens in new tab) that set the gamer world ablaze with outrage in 2006—heartbreak comes out. 2022 was no exception.
Blockverse goes bust
Blockburst, an unofficial play-to-earn Minecraft game sells out its initial NFT offering, then splits
The year started off with a bang, although it was really more of a poof: In February, Blockverse, an unofficial play-to-earn Minecraft NFT game, disappeared with more than $1.2 million (opens in new tab), just a couple days after selling out its initial offering of 10,000 NFTs in under eight minutes. Blockverse founders surfaced a few days later to proclaim that all was well, everything was fine, and there was nothing to worry about, but of course there was plenty to worry about. A promise that development would soon “get back on track” never materialized, and neither did the money.
Axie Infinity forgets to change the code
Hackers affiliated with North Korea take advantage of a security lapse to make off with $617 in crypto
Blockverse’s million-dollar rug pull would look like chump change just a month later, when an Axie Infinity techno-botch enabled hackers to make off with more than $617 million (opens in new tab) in cryptocurrency. It’s complicated, but the short analogy version is that after an NFT giveaway promotion, somebody forgot to change access permissions, and shortly thereafter, a shitload of money went out the door.
It was a screwup, not a rug pull, but the net result was the same: A lot of people lost a lot of money because some unscrupulous d-bag decided he wanted it. The US government eventually pointed the finger at North Korea (opens in new tab); some of the stolen funds were reimbursed and Axie Infinity eventually returned to action, but the token price now sits well below where it was prior to the heist.
F1 Delta Time runs out of gas
F1 Delta Time, one of the first NFT games, loses its license, players lose their cars
F1 Delta Time (opens in new tab) did not fall victim to either a rug pull or incompetence, but it did demonstrate the inherent worthlessness of NFTs. It launched in 2019 as one of the first-ever licensed NFT games, and actually produced the “most expensive NFT” of that year, a diamond-encrusted F1 car (actually just a fairly low-quality rendering of one) called 1-1-1. But in March 2022, F1 Delta Time closed after losing its F1 license, and those NFTs were basically gone. Developer Animoca offered different sorts of compensation for the now-useless “assets,” including “proxy assets” that “will be used in the future to obtain NFTs to products across the REVV Motorsport ecosystem.” But given that the whole raison d’être of NFTs is digital permanence, you’d be forgiven for wondering, well, “Dude, where’s my car?”
Untamed Isles sinks into the sea
The crypto-crash brings down crowdfunded MMO Untamed Isles, and there’s no money left for refunds
The crowdfunded MMO Untamed Isles was a major success on Kickstarter, where it pulled in more than four times its goal of NZ$200,000 ($127,000). It had somewhat less success in the real world. In August, developers put the project “on hiatus,” blaming the 2022 crypto-crash for their woes. Naturally, there was no money left over for refunds, either, which resulted in some seriously unhappy feedback from backers on Kickstarter. Developer Phat Loot Studios said it was “looking at ways to salvage both the core studio and the game so that it can be completed and released,” but there’s been no further update since then on the Untamed Isles website (opens in new tab), Kickstarter (opens in new tab), or Steam (opens in new tab) page.
CNN closes the Vault
CNN ends its Vault NFT program, abandoning its promise of “exclusive CNN perks” and the ability to mint your own NFTs based on CNN articles
CNN’s Vault NFT program, launched in June 2021, offered “digital collectibles” that were essentially jpgs of “key historical moments” drawn from its archives. It also offered a built-in system to buy and trade (ie, make money on) its NFTs, through “a variety of selling formats including both open editions and limited editions.” But in October, it said goodbye to the whole thing, leading to widespread cries of “rug pull” from NFT owners. It wasn’t, in the strictest sense, because the NFTs are still around: You bought an NFT, you got an NFT. But other parts of the shutdown are sketchier: The 2022 roadmap (opens in new tab), which is still accessible on the Vault website, teased everything from a new Photography for Change series of NFTs to “exclusive CNN perks for Vault collectors” and the ability to mint NFTs based on any CNN article you want—all of which went away without warning.
Seth Green’s apes gone, then home again
Seth Green falls for a scammer and then pays $300,000 to get one of his stupid ugly apes back
Seth Green, who among other things is known to gamers as Normandy pilot Jeff “Joker” Moreau in the Mass Effect games, pulled his own rug in June when he spent nearly $300,000 to reclaim ownership of a Bored Ape NFT that he’d been scammed out of the previous month. I can’t imagine ever being wealthy enough to drop the price of a Ferrari on a low-quality monkey scribble, but if I am, I hope I have enough taste (or basic common sense) not to.
https://t.co/e7h3rfR3OH pic.twitter.com/lp5JWr762PMay 17, 2022
40,000 years in prison
Alleged NFT rug-puller faces a prison sentence long enough to encompass the entire Warhammer 40,000 timeline
The collapse of crypto exchange Thodex in April 2021 resulted in losses of more than $2.5 billion, and its founder, Faruk Fatih Özer, buggered off to Albania with millions of dollars stolen from the company. He was eventually busted and ordered extradited to Turkey to stand trial. If convicted, he’s facing up to 40,564 years in prison, which according to my calculations means he might be out just in time to take part in the 14th Black Crusade.
Myself, I have a pretty simple approach to the whole thing: No fucking thanks. It’s served me well so far, because I haven’t been hosed out of any money by fast-talking scammers hawking bad clipart, nor have I missed out on any gaming experiences that could be described as even remotely compelling. Tfue cards (opens in new tab)? Tiny little numbers (opens in new tab) on my Tom Clancy helmet? Atari (opens in new tab)? No thanks. See, it’s easy.
Somehow, though, it keeps on happening. Money goes in, and for a variety of reasons—criminality, incompetence, the fact that NFTs are inherently valueless digital ephemera no different than the horse armor (opens in new tab) that set the gamer world ablaze with outrage in 2006—heartbreak comes out. 2022 was no exception.
Blockverse goes bust
Blockburst, an unofficial play-to-earn Minecraft game sells out its initial NFT offering, then splits
The year started off with a bang, although it was really more of a poof: In February, Blockverse, an unofficial play-to-earn Minecraft NFT game, disappeared with more than $1.2 million (opens in new tab), just a couple days after selling out its initial offering of 10,000 NFTs in under eight minutes. Blockverse founders surfaced a few days later to proclaim that all was well, everything was fine, and there was nothing to worry about, but of course there was plenty to worry about. A promise that development would soon “get back on track” never materialized, and neither did the money.
Axie Infinity forgets to change the code
Hackers affiliated with North Korea take advantage of a security lapse to make off with $617 in crypto
Blockverse’s million-dollar rug pull would look like chump change just a month later, when an Axie Infinity techno-botch enabled hackers to make off with more than $617 million (opens in new tab) in cryptocurrency. It’s complicated, but the short analogy version is that after an NFT giveaway promotion, somebody forgot to change access permissions, and shortly thereafter, a shitload of money went out the door.
It was a screwup, not a rug pull, but the net result was the same: A lot of people lost a lot of money because some unscrupulous d-bag decided he wanted it. The US government eventually pointed the finger at North Korea (opens in new tab); some of the stolen funds were reimbursed and Axie Infinity eventually returned to action, but the token price now sits well below where it was prior to the heist.
F1 Delta Time runs out of gas
F1 Delta Time, one of the first NFT games, loses its license, players lose their cars
F1 Delta Time (opens in new tab) did not fall victim to either a rug pull or incompetence, but it did demonstrate the inherent worthlessness of NFTs. It launched in 2019 as one of the first-ever licensed NFT games, and actually produced the “most expensive NFT” of that year, a diamond-encrusted F1 car (actually just a fairly low-quality rendering of one) called 1-1-1. But in March 2022, F1 Delta Time closed after losing its F1 license, and those NFTs were basically gone. Developer Animoca offered different sorts of compensation for the now-useless “assets,” including “proxy assets” that “will be used in the future to obtain NFTs to products across the REVV Motorsport ecosystem.” But given that the whole raison d’être of NFTs is digital permanence, you’d be forgiven for wondering, well, “Dude, where’s my car?”
Untamed Isles sinks into the sea
The crypto-crash brings down crowdfunded MMO Untamed Isles, and there’s no money left for refunds
The crowdfunded MMO Untamed Isles was a major success on Kickstarter, where it pulled in more than four times its goal of NZ$200,000 ($127,000). It had somewhat less success in the real world. In August, developers put the project “on hiatus,” blaming the 2022 crypto-crash for their woes. Naturally, there was no money left over for refunds, either, which resulted in some seriously unhappy feedback from backers on Kickstarter. Developer Phat Loot Studios said it was “looking at ways to salvage both the core studio and the game so that it can be completed and released,” but there’s been no further update since then on the Untamed Isles website (opens in new tab), Kickstarter (opens in new tab), or Steam (opens in new tab) page.
CNN closes the Vault
CNN ends its Vault NFT program, abandoning its promise of “exclusive CNN perks” and the ability to mint your own NFTs based on CNN articles
CNN’s Vault NFT program, launched in June 2021, offered “digital collectibles” that were essentially jpgs of “key historical moments” drawn from its archives. It also offered a built-in system to buy and trade (ie, make money on) its NFTs, through “a variety of selling formats including both open editions and limited editions.” But in October, it said goodbye to the whole thing, leading to widespread cries of “rug pull” from NFT owners. It wasn’t, in the strictest sense, because the NFTs are still around: You bought an NFT, you got an NFT. But other parts of the shutdown are sketchier: The 2022 roadmap (opens in new tab), which is still accessible on the Vault website, teased everything from a new Photography for Change series of NFTs to “exclusive CNN perks for Vault collectors” and the ability to mint NFTs based on any CNN article you want—all of which went away without warning.
Seth Green’s apes gone, then home again
Seth Green falls for a scammer and then pays $300,000 to get one of his stupid ugly apes back
Seth Green, who among other things is known to gamers as Normandy pilot Jeff “Joker” Moreau in the Mass Effect games, pulled his own rug in June when he spent nearly $300,000 to reclaim ownership of a Bored Ape NFT that he’d been scammed out of the previous month. I can’t imagine ever being wealthy enough to drop the price of a Ferrari on a low-quality monkey scribble, but if I am, I hope I have enough taste (or basic common sense) not to.
https://t.co/e7h3rfR3OH pic.twitter.com/lp5JWr762PMay 17, 2022
40,000 years in prison
Alleged NFT rug-puller faces a prison sentence long enough to encompass the entire Warhammer 40,000 timeline
The collapse of crypto exchange Thodex in April 2021 resulted in losses of more than $2.5 billion, and its founder, Faruk Fatih Özer, buggered off to Albania with millions of dollars stolen from the company. He was eventually busted and ordered extradited to Turkey to stand trial. If convicted, he’s facing up to 40,564 years in prison, which according to my calculations means he might be out just in time to take part in the 14th Black Crusade.
